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While you play, it can only benefit you to be a positive, kind, and upstanding patroneven if youre losing big time. Dealers will be nicer to you, cocktail waitresses will come around to your table more, and other players will appreciate it. Ive had dealers give me advice on every hand to help me win, cocktail waitresses bring me doubles instead of single pours, and had a lot of great laughs with other players all because I wasnt a jerk. If you cant lose a little money and still be a decent person, dont play. Beyond that, there are a few basic casino rules you should follow Never sit at a table unless youre going to play no chilling and watching your buddy play. And wait until the hand is over before you sit at a table. Never take out your phone while sitting at a table. They will yell at you. Dont touch your bet once youve placed it and the handspinetc. Only touch your cards with one hand. 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